Score: 7

"Alot of people can use this submission, really."

submission: Drawing For Dummies!

date: June 27, 2005

If only more people would atleast get the basic knack for cartoon characters as you've illustrated, maybe I wouldn't have to rate toons so harshly. This is a nice solid tutorial on creating cartoon heads and getting that basic look.(the looped music could've ran longer by the way)

Score: 8

"Heh."

submission: _gRet sWaMi eDDiE bALiN!

date: June 27, 2005

Look at the egg. It's on my face. Hoo boy, yesiree...

Score: 2

"The sequel no one was waiting for."

submission: The Thing 1

date: June 27, 2005

Boring. Unfunny. The power of mediocrity compels you, if this piece is any indication.

Score: 1

"Why bother?"

submission: Piclownlium

date: June 25, 2005

If you're going to make fun of Lilium, do it right. That was just goddamn awful. Trying to reap votes from people not satisfied with Lilum? No critical acclaim for critical failures. I have yet to see a toon that properly ridicules Lilium. It wasn't funny in the least. If it isn't a piece that leans on either the terms 'goth fag' or 'emo fag', its a piece that is pretentious enough to use Liliums music and scribbly borders as a crutch to limp its poorly thought out carcass from beginning to credits. Ditch this trash.

Score: 1

"Awful."

submission: Carl's Half Hour of Fun

date: June 23, 2005

It was good, but with a few exceptions:

The voices sucked.
Severe lack of humor.
The characters were horrfic and fetal position inducing.
I don't think any other combination of colors could be more abrasive.
The animation was clumsy at best.
I was hoping it would be shorter.
The fact that pieces like this can not only be contemplated but executed as well makes me wish there was a medical operation available for aborting ideas forcefully.

You hate your audience don't you? That was awful.

Score: 9

"Right on."

submission: Star wars madness request

date: June 23, 2005

Star Wars and insane pointless violence?! Where do I sign up?! I look forward to it, definitely.

Score: 5

"Hard work doesn't = success."

submission: zelda, behind the legend

date: June 22, 2005

Look, I know how difficult frame by frame animation can be, but the quality was destracting. The humor is there, but a frame by frame with mediocre art and awkward motion draws attention away from the humor. The blood kind of breaks the innocent mood of "Zelda", if you'll notice, the nintendo games and the recognized Zelda flash you'll see on newgrounds have no evisceration (that I've seen yet) but are still successful. Then again, I haven't seen your other works yet, so I'll still any further comments 'til then.

Score: 1

"Meh."

submission: J-B : snooze

date: June 22, 2005

Very plain. Very innocent. I'm afraid I would've been far more pissed if I was hit by a plane rather than a golf ball. The green bean was very perceptive in figuring out who caused the plane to plummet in the first place. Nothing new.

Score: 10

"Hey, right on."

submission: Billium

date: June 21, 2005

People would probably get it if they ACTUALLY WATCHED 'LILIUM'. I personally hated Lilium, its entire premise was about as silly as this author (purposely) made this submission out to be. But I suppose I'll be seeing this one blammed out of existence simply because a crowd of drooling goth enthusiasts can't take it when someone pokes alittle fun at something they like. But, hey, who cares? I'm voting with a large helping of bias if it means this one will survive even one more day. Please, enjoy your overall score of 10 sir. I very much enjoyed your piece like it was funny or something.

Score: 6

"Hmm"

submission: My Name Is Kyle

date: June 20, 2005

Amusing. You may live for now, mortal.